1. What was the highlight of your week?
Multiple sleepovers with Keegan.

2. Whose car were you in last?
Mine, the Transformers-like mini van.

3. When is the next time you will kiss someone?
Tomorrrrrrow

4. What color shirt are you wearing?
Light greeeeeen

5. How long is your hair?
It's pretty damn long

6. Last movie you watched?
I watched one on your face.... Earth Girls Are Easy

7. Last thing you ate?
I got some Chipotle with mai dad.

8. Last thing you drank?
An entire bottle of rum. No, jk. Rum is gross.

9. Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed... NO WAY!

10. Are you happy right now?
Why yes

11. What did you say last?
I said "ZOMG! My pants have combusted spontaneously! I must have Pelvic Inflammatory Disease!"

12. Where is your phone?
*drools* I love my iPhone.....

13. What color are your eyes?
Hazel

14. Who came over last?
Sasha and Toooooony

15. When was the last time you had your heart broken?
About a year ago, I'm not planning on it any time soon, tho

16. Who/what do you dislike currently?
Fuzzy nubs

17. What are you listening to?
The orchestra of my mac

18. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
Keeeeeeegiebear

19. What is your favorite scent?
I'd have to go with tassels

20. Are you in a good mood?
*See above answer to "are you happy?"*

21. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Making fondue with mai toes.

22. Are you left-handed?
When I eat

23. Spell your name without vowels:
Do y's count? Ok, I'll count them anyways.. ldyn mchll mtthws

24. What's for dinner tonight?
Hmm... is good question. *nom nom nom*

25. When Is Your Birthday?
El Primero de Julio

26. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
ZOMG TXT! I LOVE TXT!

27. Last time you went swimming in a pool?
Why, I have a pool in my pants, silly.

28. Where was the last place you went shopping?
SHOES

29. How do you feel about your hair right now?
...............I'm balding

30. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
oOoOoOo SHINY THINGS!

31. AIM or MSN?
Neither; iChat

32. Where does most of your family live?
Czech Republic... and Athens

33. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
BABIES! I have one brother.

34. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Sure, why not?

35. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
I'm going to nom my kitty's face.

36. Do you drink beer?
Every single day of my life.

37. Myspace or Facebook?
Facebook

38. Do you have T-Mobile?
......no

39. What is your favorite subject in school?
Sexual Reproduction 101 (with labs)

40. What type of boy/girl do you usually fall for?
Um, ones that are alive... hopefully conscious.

41. Do you have any talents?
Yes, I'm quite good at noming.

42. Have you ever been IN a wedding?
*evil cackle*

43. Do you have any children?
Why yes, my lesbian lover and I decided to adopt a few

44. Did you take a nap today?
Not yet, I'm planning to do so after this quiz

45. Ever met anyone famous before?
Yes, your face

46. Do you want to be famous one day?
Sure, I have sexy toes

47. Favorite actress?
I'd have to go with.... Britney Spears

48. Are you multitasking right now?
It's a hobby

49. Could you handle being in the military right now?
Uh, no, I'm too........ ballsy

50. What is your average cell phone bill?
I get paid to use my phone

51. Do you believe in Karma?
Sure

52. Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
Well, I just benched your mom

53. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
SHOES

54. Last place you drove your car to?
The Noming Factory

55. Ever been to Las Vegas?
Mmmmm, strippers...

56. What are you doing today?
IDK, my bff Jill?

57. Have you ever been gambling?
Yes, it's like a drug

58. When is the last time you updated your blog?
Blogs are for n00bs

59. Have you been to New York City?
Mmmmm.... hoes

60. Ever been to Disneyland/world?
Disneyworld! I WANT TO BE A DISNEY PRINCESS! NOW!

61. Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
Yes, Mr. Noms

62. Last thing you cooked?
I don't *cook*, Keegan does it for me

62. How’s the weather?
How are your balls?

63. Do you e-mail?
NO YOU MUST TXT

64. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Attempted to nom it.

65. Last time you were sick?
When I had morning sickness :/

66. Do you think anyone will repost this?
Haha, no, I'd be surprised if anyone reads this

67. My middle name is: NOM NOM NOM

68. I was born on: YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY BIRTHDAY WAS A WHILE AGO! HO!

69. Zodiac: Cancer :'(

70. My cell phone company: Homobile

71. My shoe size is: π

72. My ring size is: π

73. My height is: π

74. I am allergic to: Sasha, Keegan's face, and boobs

75. I was born in: A black hole

76. I live in: a house

77. Last books read: TWILIGHT OMFG TWILIGHT

78. My bed is: *evil cackle*

79. My favorite Holiday is: Nom Day

80. The perfect kiss is: in the rain or snow

81. The last three CD's I bought: I have no idea lol

82. Last song that made me cry was: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

83. My most treasured possession(s) is: My pants

84. What did you do last night: hehehehe

:::::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In:::::

85. Santa?: YES HO HO HO HO

86. Love at first sight: Yes XD

87. Luck: Only in the morning

88. Fate: ho yes

89. Ghosts: of course.

90. Horoscopes: Haha, no

91. Soul-mates: YEEEAH lol

:::::Which is Better?:::::

92. Hugs or Kisses: *cackle* depends on the person, but I'll go with kisses

93. Phone or in person: *winks* webcam

94. Redheads or black hair: Black hair

95. Hot or cold: Cold

96. Summer or winter: WINTER=SNOW!

97. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolateeeeeeee

98. Night or Day: Nighttttttttt (hotiem)

99. Oranges or Apples: Depends, I only like Grannysmith apples and mandarin oranges

100. Curly or Straight hair: Both?


:::::Here's What I Think About:::::

101. Abortion: Not for me, but people should have the right

102. Backstabbers: Mmmm, kinky

103. Parents: They pay for things....?

104. School: High school blows, college is awesome

::::Last time I:::

105. Last time I hugged someone: Yesterday

106. kissed someone: Hehehe, yesterday

107. Saw someone I haven't seen in a while: Idk, wtf?

108. Who makes you laugh the most: *nom nom nom*

109. One thing I'm mad about right now is: feet

110. The last movie I saw in the theater was: Hellboy 2

111. The thing I don't understand is: why guys have nipples.

112. The most unsatisfactory answer I've ever received: HO!

113. The one thing I love about the opposite sex is: How amazing they can be.

114. This summer I : Ate a taco, peeled my feet off, watched some movies, and nomed.

115. Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My bed?

116. The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Finding somewhere to live where I can choose the furniture, design, etc.

117. Tomorrow: woooooo

118. Today: Party with teh kitties

119. Next Week: Get wasted with teh kitties

120. Next Summer: Nom away

121. Next year: STOP BEING A HO ABOUT TIEM

122. The person who knows the most about me is: Turner, Sash, Keeeeeegiebear

123. The person that can read me the best is: *read previous answer*

124. The most difficult thing to do is: chest hair

125. I have gotten a speeding ticket: Uh, no, but I'm pretty sure your mom has.

126. I have committed a crime: I stole candy from a store when I was 5. And a thong... :/

127. Right now I am talking to: .....the voices....

128. I have/will get a job at: IDK, my bff Jill?

129. I have/had these pets: A monkey, your face, and Mr. Nombear

130. The worst sound in the world: Toenails

131. The person that makes me cry the most is: Santa

132. Florida or Hawaii: DISNEYWORLD HO

123. My favorite piece of clothing is: *nothing*

124. My favorite sport is: curling or nommmmming

125. Last time I cried: not sure

126. The school I go to is: HoU

Where's 127?

128. The all-time best movie is: Koala Bears in Germany

129. The all-time best thing in the world is: KEEEEEEGIEBEAR lol

130. The most annoying thing ever is: Guitars blowing up Hinduism

131. The most annoying person you know is: Chico

132. I lose all respect for people who: don't nom

133. What you're listening to: BITCH PLZ, You just asked this

134. TV show your watching: Not watching anything worthwhile.

135. Favorite web site: WIKI WIKI

136. I want to be: THE BEAR OF KEEEEEEGIE

137. The worst pain I was ever in was: *sniffle* GLITTER PRINCESS BARBIE!

138. My favorite phrase: Your mom/face.

139. My room is: a sphere

140. My favorite celebrity is: Optimus Prime.

141. My weakness is: a kitty

142. What turns me on is: *evil cackle*

143. Who broke your heart: *sniffle* GLITTER PRINCESS BARBIE!

145. What do you regret most: noming too much :/

146. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle? Oh yeah...

147. What's something you MUST do before you die? Taste a tassel

148. Are you single? Do you want to be? No, hell no.

149. What's one thing you will not eat? Sweet pickles.

150. What are you excited for? a chair and pickles

151. When's the last time you went out of state? Went to Parkersburg.... and Amsterdam for a while

152. What's your birthstone? n00b, go look it up

153. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? YES

154. Can you hula hoop? DEFINITELY

155. Have you ever crawled through a window? YES

156. Name an old school song you like? Ho is spelled H-O

157. Do you talk to yourself? Yes, well, only sometimes, are you sure? Yeah.. I think so

158. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? *evil cackle*

159. How much does your dog weigh? As much as your mom.

160. Ever waxed your legs? OUCH HO

161. Earrings or necklaces? Iz good

162. Who have you talked to most today? The wall

163. who's on speed dial #5? IPHONE NO HAS SPEED DIAL, ONLY FAVOURITES, HO

164. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? Yes

165. Are your grades good? I think so.

166. Do you have any friends with benefits? Sasha

167. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson? HO?

168. Do you have a song by ozzy osborne in your library? No, but I hear it all the time because my brother likes Black Sabbath.

169. Do you watch Family Guy regularly? Used to. It annoys me now.

170. What is your favorite Disney movie? BEAUTY AND BEAST

171. What makes you feel like a kid again? Doing murals on Sasha's chalkboard.

172. What sport do you dislike most? Basketball and kitten rubbing for friction

173. Have you ever gone scuba diving? Yes, in my basement

174. What's your favorite smell? Old books

175. Are you tall? No, actually.

176. Do you care what others think about you? EVERY MINUTE, no not really

177. What do you do when your driving? Turn on music. Usually it's pretty loud.

178. Do you kiss and tell? OH YES! I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!

179. Do you follow college football? Nope.

180. Last bar you went to? Uhhhhh, Casa.

181. Do you have a favorite number? 8

182. Were you an outcast in middle school? Felt like it.

S0 FAR IN '08....

183. Have you had a gf/bf? Yes

184. Have you had your birthday? Yes

185. Been to church? Yes

186. Cried yet? Hahaha, yes

187. Pulled an all nighter? No

188. Drank starbucks? : Yes (VANILLA FRAPPUCCINO!)

189. Gone shopping?: SHOES

190.Gone to the movies?: AL;SKJF

191. Been to the beach?: 9

192. Have you had sex? : BOW CHICKA WAH WAH no

193. Met someone new?: SURE

194. Been out of your home Country: ah hell nah

195. Gone snowboarding?: no

[[IN THE PAST MONTH...]]
196. Kissed someone?: Yes

197. Slept in a friend's bed? SASHA! (OMFG HER CEILING FAN IS GOING TO KILL ME!)

198. Snuck someone over? Don't think so

199. Snuck out of your own house?: Noooope

200. Lied?: fibbed? Probably :/

201. Gotten a car?: I WANT A NOMCAR

202. Gone over your cell phone bill?: Naaaaah

203. Have you liked someone? AH YEAH

204. Drove somewhere?: zomg

205. Done something you regret?: Probably

[[LAST'S...]]
206. Things you bought lately? Boob

207. Person you hugged?: Tide-to-go

208. Person to call you? Lava lamp

209. Last time you took a bubble bath?: When swimming in Antarctica

210. When was the last time you felt stupid?: ....

211. When was the last time you walked/ran over a mile?: In my room

212. Who was the last person you watched a movie with? KEEEEEEGIEBEAR

213. Who was the last person you danced with?: KEEEEEEGIBEAR

214. Who did you last yell at?: A;SLDKFJASD I HATE YOU LITTLE GIRL ON THE COMMERCIAL WHO SAYS "I DON'T LIKE CHICKEN! I DON'T LIKE WAFFLES!"

[[OTHER STUFF...]
215. Who makes you smile most?: Probably Aphrodite

216. What are you listening to right now?: WTF

217. What time did you get up this morning? π

218. Diamonds or pearls? oOoOo

219. What is your favorite TV show? When Chopsticks Attack

220. What did you have for breakfast? π

221. What is your favorite cuisine? Keychains

222. What foods do you dislike? hos

223. Favorite Chip? Dice and Candy

224. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Casa de los Cuerpos Muertos

225. What kind of car do you drive? '92 Toyota Previa FUCKING AWESOME

226. What is your favorite sandwich? GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH HO

227. What characteristics do you despise? Werewolfish-ness

228. What are your favorite clothes? Dolla bills

229. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation? Probably The Land of Oz

230. Favorite brand of clothing? Mythological Creatures R US

231. Where would you want to retire? In mai bed

232. Favorite time of day? TWILIGHT OMFG NO WAY TWILIGHT

233. What is your favorite sport to watch? Calculus

234. Who do you think will not repost this? π

235. Person you expect to repost this? Hmm

236. Pepsi or Coke? HEHEHE COKE

237. Beavers or ducks? Mmmm beavers

238. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl

239. Pedicure or manicure? Um, ho

240. Any exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? I HATE GLITTER PRINCESS BARBIE

241. What did you want to be when you were little? A stripper

242. What is your best childhood memory? *sniffle* Bob!

243. Piercing? ZOMG I TOTALLY HAVE MY EARS PIERCED, MY BELLY BUTTON AND MAI NOOOOOSE

244. Ever been to Africa or Alaska ? Nope

245. Ever been toilet papering? Nah

246. Been in a car accident? Yes, I wasn't driving though

247. Favorite day of the week? Caturday

248. Favorite restaurant? Catnip specials

249. Favorite flower? DEAD ONES HAHAHA

250. Favorite ice cream? Marshmallows and Barbie Heads

251. Favorite fast food restaurant? Fattimus Maximus

252. From whom did you get your last e-mail? DAMN YOU FASTWEBBBB

253. What was the last movie that you rented? I don't rent movies...

254. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? ZOMG I WANT A CREDIT CARD

255. Bedtime? HUGZTIEM

256. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? ZOMG CURIOUS HAHAHAHA

257. Last person you went to dinner with? Like on a date? KEEEEEEEGIEBEAR

258. What are you listening to right now? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

259. What is your favorite color? buludh!

260. How many tattoos do you have? ZOMG TAT

261. How many people do you think will repost this? None

262. Favorite magazine? *evil cackle*

263. Weirdest thing in your purse at the moment? A noming device